The Titanic will never sink…
Hand me that fork. There’s something stuck in this outlet…
I saw this in a movie once…
Don’t worry, I’ve done this thousands of times before…
Hold my beer a second and watch this…
It really is impossible to swallow your tongue…
550 bucks says I can make that jump…
Don’t worry, the safety’s on…
What the fuck was th….
[Hat tip Daily Pundit]
"Hey son, watch me scare the President!"
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