Thursday, 8 December 2005

A public health guide for blokes:

Christmas parties, Christmas gifts, Christmas holidays -- all have their attendant dangers for the average bloke.

For instance, you can lose a girl's interest in just ten seconds at that Christmas party if you say the wrong thing. Fortunately, Lauren Weiss tells you what not to say. If you're successful at this hurdle and you're still seeing her over Christmas, then you're obliged to stump up with a gift. Whatever you do, DON'T GET THE WRONG ONE!
And all that time together over the holidays -- you just know you're going to say the wrong thing, right? To help you at least understand what's going on and to avoid all that picture-without-sound treatment, here's a guide to what she really means when she asks "Does my bum look big in this?"

Linked Advice: How to lose a girl in ten seconds.
What she really doesn't want for Christmas.
What she really means.


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  2. And now back to our regular programme. :-)

  3. The Pimp, in his 'How to lose a girl in ten seconds' wisdom, forgets a biggie - "which way does the chat-uperer vote?"

    I need to know this immediately. I can't be doing with socialists. Hell, life's too short.

    Nats and Actors are ok. At least they provide a bit of sport. All you have to do is mention legalising drugs, abolishing welfare and freedom in the same sentence, then sit back and watch the games begin!

    It's a beautiful thing! :)


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