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Saturday, 28 May 2005

Singing the Blues

I been listening to Robert Johnson all mornin' after reading this here guide to the Blues. Doubled over laughing first.

The guide to getting a blues name reminded me of the way to get your porn star name. Girls: your first name is the name of your family's cat when you were a kid; guys: use the family dog's name. Your surname is the street you live now.

Thus, my porn star name is Nero Castle.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 May 2005, 13:45:00

    I am Heidi SW19thAve.

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  2. Peter Cresswell29 May 2005, 18:53:00

    Hmmm, not very exciting. Perhaps you need to move. :-)

    ReplyDelete

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